Barry

Quote:

“Alright look, I got a whole lot of customers waiting to buy one of these bad boys. Either buy the wheels or turn your heels, I don’t got all day.”

~ Barry

Species:

Weasel

Gender:

Male

Profession:

Owner of Barry’s House of Wheels, Diadem’s car dealership.

History:

Barry runs Barry’s House of Wheels, a pale sky blue dealership whose lot is full of Diadem’s streamlined, dune-buggy-like cars. He meets customers before they reach the door with a rapid-fire sales pitch, but turns rude and abrupt the moment they become indecisive.

Diadem’s cars run on a single point of mana for an entire day rather than fuel. Barry sells or finances two and four seat cars, trucks, jeeps, and six seat vans, and is always eager to add insurance on top, covering any significant damage minus a small deductible, because “stupid people exist on the road.”

Notes:

• Short, with a brown combover.
• Wears a pale red suit over a white shirt with a deep red tie.
• Not to be confused with Barry, one of the Kings of Kings.